The Pretty Reckless Pregnant Little J

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So far this is what I have learned from the pregnancy at 6w 2d.

  1. Jalepenos smell like death.
  2. It is possible to look like I am smuggling honeydew melons in the front of my shirt.
  3. Everyone will tell you what to avoid when it is obvious. (What? I can’t take lorazapam anymore?) and even things that are safe. (Should you really be having that decaf latte?)
  4. But then half the people will tell you it’s okay to drink.
  5. Don’t wear liquid eyeliner after six weeks because you will barf and the eyeliner will make you resemble Little J.
    Yes, it was pretty reckless to think I could get away with that look.
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