My friend Mel asked me if I thought a coworker of ours was a snirt. And I’m like, “I don’t know what a snirt is?”
So she proceeds to tell me that snirt is a word for a very nosey snoopy person. So I looked it up on urban dictionary and got another definition for Snirt.
I like to play this game where I’ll tell myself that the next thing that walks my me will be an important thing in my life or that the next person I see will become someone I will hate. Am I the only one? Okay, maybe. Anyways I figure while I’m on there, I may as well entertain myself for a few minutes. So I press the random button, expecting something gross, inappropriate and probably illegal. I was thinking this will be really funny, because everything is inappropriate on Urban Dictionary. Also I figured it would show me how to take down David Caruso.
Instead I get a long list of the most tame definitions on the website.
- Ann Marie (Who apparently is from Michigan and is very nice)
- Hella G
- Cam Whore
Mother fucking, swell? This is coming from the website that not only has 26 pages devoted to the word ‘douche’ but also refers to my mothers name as a masturbatory tool. No, Shit. Is this some sort of sign that I really am the most boring person on earth? Has fate stepped in to give me a big platter of ‘wake the fuck up stew?’ (Actually wouldn’t stew come in a bowl, okay, bowl of ‘wake the fuck up stew.’)