Because I am the most selfless person there has ever been, I have offered to journey the two hours, to go to Forks to buy Twilight related items for a Twilight basket for the pageant. A regular olds saint, I know.
Only for the sake of the program shall I endure this…
So on valentine’s day weekend R and I stayed up in Kalaloch to spend a little quality time together. Of course it was romantic and sweet and WE DROVE THROUGH FORKS! So on the way there I had the following conversation with my husband.
R- So are you going to make me go to the twilight store.
Me-You don’t have to come in, You can just wait in the car.
R-No I’ll come in to….Whats it called Bedazzled by twilight.
Me-Dazzled, it’s dazzled by Twilight.
R-Yeah, Bedazzled, like I said.
Me-Edward Cullen does bedazzle, Bedazzling is dumb.
R- So is Twilight
Jerk. Like he was implying that Edward Cullen looked like some Douche dressed like Andrew Dice Clay.
An accusation that I find very insulting. Of course There is no way the perfection that is Edward Cullen or more importantly Rob would be, well, bedazzled.
Dazzled on the other hand….
When I was planning my wedding i frequented a forum on the Knot called Not Engaged Yet. Why there is even a forum for such a topic I’m not sure, but I assure you that the majority of the women on that frequented the site were married and bitchy. While it was fun to watch them get in arguments over what was tackier; heart shaped diamonds or registry cards in invitations. Seriously. And they would torture any girl who would cluelessly wander in looking for advice on how to make her boyfriend propose. The thing that remains with me the most was that they talked about bedazzling the vay jay jay. Yep, the Vay Jay Jay. The elusive ya.