As I may or may not have previously said; I am a preschool teacher. I am in charge of eight darling little children. (it frightens me as well.) Child are curious creatures, they love to explore things, to investigate the world around them. They also have no concept of empathy. Ergo, my children are killers. Ah, yes just today I witnessed a full scale roly poly genocide occurring. Those poor potato bugs never stood a chance.
Long ago, I had a kid who stomped on a bird’s head once. And then when I went to talk to him about he laughed. Okay, maybe not laughed because that would have been creepy. And I refuse to afraid of a five year old.*
Okay, maybe not really like Rob, but how I imagine Rob would have looked as a toddler. All my coworkers think I’m crazy. And they may be right. Who knows?
FYI: Here a real picture of R.Patz as a child.
*Okay, so maybe one or two have freaked me out. Get off my back assholes!